WORK, BITCH // clint barton’s workout mix, probably
i. work bitch- britney spears | ii. fergalicious- fergie | iii. eye of the tiger- survivor | iv. hips don’t lie- shakira ft wyclef jean | v. best song ever (kat krazy remix)- one direction | vi. boss ass bitch- nicki minaj | vii. timber- ke$ha ft pitbull | viii. my humps- the black eyed peas | ix. i will survive- gloria gaynor | x.partition- beyonce | xi. work- ciara ft missy elliot | xi. do my thang- miley cyrus | xii. don’t cha- the pussycat dolls
1. you were cool/mean
2. no children/ we are never ever getting back together
3. you or your memory/ all too well
4. international small arms traffic blues/ dear john
5. balance/ sad beautiful tragic
6. old college try/love story
7. this year/fifteen
Okay, why are these tiny skeletons in the Hale vault?
Was it Derek’s 7th grade science project that took 2nd place in the school fair? Did Talia pick up on how proud of it he was? Did she make a show of putting it in the vault to save forever, a treasure to be cherished? And Derek grinned from ear to ear as Laura rolled her eyes?
SORRY I JUST HAVE HALE FEELS IN MY EYE.
they make a point of showing this thing, and well, my biology isn’t great but that looks weird to me, like it has a snake’s head and spiny lizard’s body with long back legs and short front legs
it’s a thing, it’s not a science project it’s some sort of creepy extinct supernatural beasty
in fact, i think it’s the book version of toothless, in which case MAMA HALE NOOOOOOOO!
Okay hold up. That’s the skeleton of a rodent, probably a rat or a squirrel. It’s a perfectly ordinary creature. Of course this doesn’t explain why the have it in the vault, but it’s not that weird.
being sick is exhausting…like yeah bro you can do some sweet kick flips… but at what cost?
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
although I’m sure decapitation would cure my head cold, I am not yet sure if the side effects are worth it